Can't win

**Old Guy** · February 14th, 2011, 02:15 PM

Decided this Valentines Day I wouldn't screw up. So I got everything...candy, roses, and jewelry. Gotta be one she likes right?

So the redhead turns to me, hands on hips..."Alright, what did you do?"

Just can't win...

**Audio_by_Goodwill** · February 14th, 2011, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Old Guy

Decided this Valentines Day I wouldn't screw up. So I got everything...candy, roses, and jewelry. Gotta be one she likes right?

So the redhead turns to me, hands on hips..."Alright, what did you do?"

Just can't win...

Haha...... at least you can suprise her in that you're NOT guilty of something

**Jonas@Psychedelic** · February 14th, 2011, 04:08 PM

Well, he didn't say that he was not guilty, did he.

**RonSSS** · February 14th, 2011, 04:34 PM

A gal on the Chevelle site has this in her signature:

There are two ways to argue with a woman and neither of them works!

**Old Guy** · February 14th, 2011, 04:39 PM

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I
wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

**Altec Best** · February 14th, 2011, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by RonSSS

There are two ways to argue with a woman and neither of them works!

So that's why I'm trying to come up with the 3rd.

**voice of the theater** · February 14th, 2011, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Old Guy

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I
wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Too funny!:snickerpup:

**analog addict** · February 14th, 2011, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Old Guy

Decided this Valentines Day I wouldn't screw up. So I got everything...candy, roses, and jewelry. Gotta be one she likes right?

So the redhead turns to me, hands on hips..."Alright, what did you do?"

Just can't win...

Ahhh...you blew it. The correct response would have been..." Well, there's this set of speakers......" and then clam up and don't say anything more. Then, the minute she's out of range, get busy and find the biggest ugliest pair of A2's or similar known to Mankind....:2thumbsup: